ooh ooh ooh

[carlargh]

next time i see a bat i'm trying that.

although i'm not sure last time i did see one was :\...

[rocker]

cows revenge

[fallible]

We had a cow on one farm we were on that did not need wings! She would have been a fantastic candidate for Hickstead!
I always thought of Barbara Woodhouse whenever she got out of a field, as apparently she used to show jump one of hers.
She also got it stuck up the barn granery as although it could go up stairs it could not go down them.

[slinky]

Why do milking stools have 3 legs?......................................
................because the cows got the udder ;D ;D

[Blonde Donkey]

thats such a bad joke slinks

[slinky]

I know! ;D ;D

How about this one.

Where to cows gor nights out???................................

.........................the moovies

[Blonde Donkey]

no no more i can't take it

[slinky]

Whats black and white and red all over?

[Blonde Donkey]

penguin rolling down a hill

[slinky]

Noooooooooo

A sunburnt moo cow ;D ;D ;D

[Blonde Donkey]

ah but what if it was a black cow
or an orange cow
or a pink cow

[slinky]

Can you get pink cows

Maybe they'd go from pink, straight to red ;D

I should think the orange one would turn a rusty colour, and the black one is boring, she'll just go blacker

[Blonde Donkey]

i'll explain when i get back from work

[florence]

Yes, of course you can get pink cows - if you keep them at lt0510's yard!

[slinky]

Every time I see her username, I think of a freezemark ;D ;D

[scattymare]

You see you see I'm glad I'm not the only one that knows that cows are trying to take over the world - and anyone that doesnt believe it - ask your horse. They'll tell you how monstrously scary they are - or better still, try and ride past one - then you'll see.