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Post by Jen on Sept 3, 2008 21:53:56 GMT
iu helped dad with the cows tonight again.
one bloody cow took me on a trek throught the scary woods a bog and a pond i didnt know was there. stupid bloody thing!
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Post by scattymare on Sept 3, 2008 21:55:20 GMT
why were you following it?
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Post by Jen on Sept 3, 2008 22:00:21 GMT
coz it was going somewhere it shouldnt. durrrh  |
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Post by scattymare on Sept 3, 2008 22:03:33 GMT
Didn't you know its all part of a bigger picture for cows to take over the world. First they cover you in bog stuff to weigh you down, then take you through the pond to drown you. I'm telling you - them cows need to be watched. NEVER follow one into the unknown alone. You just might never come back...  |
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Post by Jen on Sept 3, 2008 22:05:31 GMT
beleive me i didnt want to go into the woods with only a blind lovestruck cow for protection!
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Post by carlargh on Sept 3, 2008 22:53:37 GMT
I agree - one day there will be a cow uprising and they'll start turning us into burgers for revenge  |
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Post by slinky on Sept 4, 2008 10:20:27 GMT
They've already got the power of flight! |
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Post by spotti on Sept 4, 2008 10:25:13 GMT
And that is precisely why we have to seize control!
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Post by fimacg on Sept 4, 2008 13:56:21 GMT
did this particular cow moonlight in a call center?
Or am I just getting my threads mixed up?
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Post by florence on Sept 4, 2008 16:19:13 GMT
I can't wait to go cow trekking on my flying cow. ;D I think I may have to wait even longer for her to be ready, though, because the weather is so awful.  How can they learn to fly when their wings get waterlogged?  Maybe you should get a flying herd, funkifairi ;D |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:20:52 GMT
yep cow tipping is out
as is fly tipping - never ever run at a fly they run away and you tend to run into the cabinets
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:23:36 GMT
thanks for that info lol
still got the scars in my head lol
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:26:29 GMT
should have filmed it lol
though i did that at my nans, was busy chasing a fly round the house fell over the step out the door and into the shed door, oops
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Post by slinky on Sept 4, 2008 20:28:40 GMT
That sounds fun! We could go Savkin tipping ;D ;D
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:29:22 GMT
you'd never knock me over lol
too big
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Post by slinky on Sept 4, 2008 20:31:24 GMT
Bet I could do it with a flying cow  |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:32:20 GMT
you wanna try?
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:35:05 GMT
wasn't me that suggested cow tipping
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:38:06 GMT
how cool would that be lol trying to catch them
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:40:46 GMT
nope cos they jump out and get you on the head
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Post by slinky on Sept 4, 2008 20:40:56 GMT
how cool would that be lol trying to catch them With you hilarious ;D You smacked your head catching a fly ;D ;D We'd have to have the Air Ambulance on standby |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:42:19 GMT
yeah maybe lol
as long as there are no large bats or kitchens about then we'll be fine
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:46:11 GMT
just then when i typed it
keep up
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 4, 2008 20:49:00 GMT
;D
hehehehehehehe
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Post by slinky on Sept 4, 2008 21:03:45 GMT
Bats are cool  Chuck a stone in the air, and they fly straight into it. |
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How can they learn to fly when their wings get waterlogged? 
Maybe you should get a flying herd, funkifairi ;D 
