Post by babymare on Sept 2, 2008 14:10:55 GMT
> A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
> 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of
> Coco Pops and jammy toasties!
> He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park
> * The Death Slide
> * The Wall of Fear
> * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered
> out of the theme park.
> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered
> her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
> Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic
> cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her
> favourite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled
> home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned
> over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear,
> what was it like being eight again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her
> expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress
> size, you f***ing idiot !!!'
> The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
> get it wrong .....
> 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of
> Coco Pops and jammy toasties!
> He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park
> * The Death Slide
> * The Wall of Fear
> * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered
> out of the theme park.
> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered
> her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
> Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic
> cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her
> favourite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled
> home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned
> over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear,
> what was it like being eight again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her
> expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress
> size, you f***ing idiot !!!'
> The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
> get it wrong .....
)
Always saddle your own horse
