It's Christmas!!! Lets have some fun!!!

[Blonde Donkey]

I realise this can be a tense time of year for some what with having to deal with relatives, christmas shopping and other stresses. I am therefore offering my services as forum clown to make everyone smile . Please post any question you have ever wanted the answer to and I will answer with my usual madness to make a few smiles.
Roll up Roll up!!

[haffyfan]

So oh wise one why do they say never eat yellow snow exactly

[Blonde Donkey]

They say never to eat yellow snow because *shock horror* it might taste of lemon and nobody wants that really, brown snow on the other hand is fine because thats chocolate flavoured .

[haffyfan]

Dec 11, 2011 18:28:30 GMT Blonde Donkey said:

They say never to eat yellow snow because *shock horror* it might taste of lemon and nobody wants that really, brown snow on the other hand is fine because thats chocolate flavoured .

[scattymare]

Love it.
I have a burning question

Where do all the birds nests go in winter? Leaves fall off the trees but do you see hundreds of birdy nests? No

[Blonde Donkey]

They take them with them, after you've flown millions of miles to wherever they go you don't want to build a house as well so its easier to either get a bigger bird to carry it or get them on a plane to wherever they're headed. In certain trees birds do do house exchanges for robins and suchlike so they have somewhere to live in the winter otherwise the robins couldn't come here and we wouldn't get them on cards at christmas .
That or firemen knock them down when they're getting cats out of trees.

[scattymare]

Oops, tea nearly hit the computer!

[spotti]

Ha ha, love it.

I don't currently have a question for you oh wise one, but I'll have a think and come back to you...

[Jen]

i have a question (with a reason behind it but a question none the less), do red bull cans magically grow legs and walk?

[haffyfan]

Dec 12, 2011 16:38:26 GMT Jen said:

i have a question (with a reason behind it but a question none the less), do red bull cans magically grow legs and walk?

I may not be the wise one but EVEN I know red bull gives you wings so they sprout wings and fly not walk

[Jen]

Dec 12, 2011 18:53:07 GMT haffyfan said:

Dec 12, 2011 16:38:26 GMT Jen said:

i have a question (with a reason behind it but a question none the less), do red bull cans magically grow legs and walk?

I may not be the wise one but EVEN I know red bull gives you wings so they sprout wings and fly not walk

does that still work if it is the happy shopper 29p a can version of red bull?

[Blonde Donkey]

No red bull cans can't walk or fly but i often feel like it when I have a few with Vodka , but they do tend to fall off the shelf and hit you on the head when you move things.
The 29p stuff does work as well but often leaves my caffeine levels too high to do anything other than shake uncontrollably and sing "I believe I can fly" which I genuinely believe I can but am not willing to test it from the second floor of my building .
I think though the red bull inside the can is living therefore will move on occasion but without legs, I think thats called "rolling down the hill like a sausage".

[Jen]

thank you for clearing that one up for me ;D

[scattymare]

Well that leads me to another question...if RedBull gives you wings, what would a green heiffer give you?

[Blonde Donkey]

Green Milk

[scattymare]

Hmmm Innnterrresting. Where to find me a green cow?

[Blonde Donkey]

I would try ebay, or buy a generic cow and get some cow friendly spray paint, and some food colouring for the milk, though it might not sell well for some reason green liquids are thought of as lethal. In some cases they are especially with skittles vodka .

[haffyfan]

BD your nuts!

I've always wanted to know this one...you know the xmas song, one in a taxi, one in a car, one on a scooter blowing his hooter...

well what colour is the scooter exactly?

[Blonde Donkey]

Never heard it so googled, the scooter is clearly half yellow and pink like mr blobby and the other half is a mural of godzilla taking over tokyo, the taxi is a traditional new york taxi with a zebra driving and the car is a ford Ka in ladybird colours.

[kitcat]

Oh wise one, is there really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

[Blonde Donkey]

There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow but as you get there leprechauns do tend to run away with it therefore "normal" people never get the chance to take the gold. We must tackle this with my charity People against leprechauns stealing gold or as I like to call it PALS with Gold .

[Blonde Donkey]

Roll up Roll up!!
All questions answered regardless of how sensible!

[haffyfan]

Whats santas favourite type of Pizza?

[Blonde Donkey]

Santa doesn't like pizza, he much prefers a decent curry preferably vehetable but often all he has is curry sauce and rice, theres not many shops near the north pole so he has to stock up on stuff.

[haffyfan]

Dec 16, 2011 21:04:41 GMT Blonde Donkey said:

Santa doesn't like pizza,

Not even One that is deep pan, crisp and even.