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Post by Blonde Donkey on Dec 28, 2011 20:14:02 GMT
I'm not a hitman as such but I could tell them my jokes they're bad enough to put someone in a coma
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2011 20:22:32 GMT
i want them well and truly 6 foot under i am afraid :/
sod it, i might just do it with my own bare hands.....
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jan 10, 2012 16:03:49 GMT
Anyone have anythnig that will motivate me to get my essay finished?? On another point grapes dipped in coffe are really nice. Oh dear back to work I had better go  |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jan 23, 2012 20:32:52 GMT
Someone dressed as a cow came into my uni flat and gave us all pens, was rather weird.
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Post by Jen on Jan 23, 2012 20:53:55 GMT
i want someone dressed as a cow to come into my house and give me a pen!!!
if you see em again then send em my way!!! ;D
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jan 23, 2012 21:11:57 GMT
I'll dress up as a cow and give you a pen  |
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Post by Jen on Jan 23, 2012 22:07:42 GMT
sounds a plan to me |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Feb 19, 2012 18:24:14 GMT
Starting to wonder if I own a pony or a well disguised Polar Bear.
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Feb 22, 2012 21:01:29 GMT
Mothers quote of the day:
Me: whats that noise
Mum: What noise??
Me: Sounds like a cat
Mum: Yea that'll be Sunshine.
Poor pony gets the blame for everything.
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Post by spotti on Feb 23, 2012 8:24:33 GMT
Cracked ribs are PAINFUL!  |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Mar 7, 2012 18:17:31 GMT
Mothers quotes of the day "Get the woofter out of the car." The dogs a bit camp but thats mean!! "Can you ring **** and see if he's got a gag to spare." She was talking about the horse dentist but it took my dad by suprise  |
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Post by Becca on May 4, 2012 10:29:55 GMT
I am having serious equine withdrawal! Love that my friend runs the local riding school and is letting me steal a pony and the school for an hour on monday |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on May 6, 2012 17:54:43 GMT
After watching would I lie to you yesterday I am now having dreams about pressing red buttons in David Mitchells house and him wandering about in a towel.
Am I sane??
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Post by kitcat on May 23, 2012 19:12:46 GMT
Night shift in Perth tomorrow night
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Post by Blonde Donkey on May 24, 2012 21:57:35 GMT
Anyone wanna live with 5 bullying two faced girls for the next 5 months let me know!
I need to move outta here!!
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jun 12, 2012 14:49:27 GMT
I find it hilarious that the #1 song on the day I was born was Dizzy and I have Vertigo.
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Post by spotti on Jun 12, 2012 18:48:51 GMT
^^^ I really shouldn't find it funny as I know you suffer from dizzy spells, but you did make me chuckle  . |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jun 14, 2012 19:55:25 GMT
Loving whoever made my pan lid handle metal - yes a conductor of heat!
f***ing genius.
At least I'll have something to dress in wound assessment tomorrow.
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jun 25, 2012 20:54:24 GMT
Sniffing a glass of rose and wondering what I can smell
I'm getting..... pis sed!!!
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jun 25, 2012 21:33:28 GMT
I'[m gonna take over the entertainment world with my new idea - upside down badger watching with a cat!
now that is a skill
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jul 1, 2012 21:06:59 GMT
Just realised I half close my eyes when I brush my teeth - thats gonna keep me laughing for days |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jul 7, 2012 20:17:49 GMT
The awkward moment when you realise your best friend from school has 2 kids when you thought they only had one.
When did that happen?
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jan 7, 2013 20:31:16 GMT
I clearly come from an intelligent family.
Watching the hobbit traier
mum: where was this filmed
Me: New Zealand
mum: I didn't know they had green grass in new zealand.
In the words of Penelope Pitstop "Hayyllpp Hayyllpp"
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