Drunken escapades!!

[Blonde Donkey]

Whats the funniest thing you have done under the influence?

The funniest thing I have ever done was at one of my aunties parties aged 16. A lot of high profile people, lawyers, social workers and one very famous actor from the 80's and 90's that my aunty used to work for. I got very drunk walked upto said actor and one lawyer he was talking to, slapped them both on the bum and said "oi up sexy hows it going" to both, I then took two steps back and fell into the fish pond and got a very soggy bum. Have since spoken to both men and am on good terms with them, but they say they will always remember as the girl who fell in the pond.
There are also quite a few work related ones. I'm an incredibly stupid drunk!

[mossh]

I have far too many to remember.
Once streaking a cricket club!
Running down a skateboard ramp, suddenly getting grip on my shoes and falling flat on my face
Going on a see saw with someone who is 6 stone heavier than you!
Sitting in a hedge, falling off a chair, talking to random scottish people who weren't actually scottish! (all on saturday night)
Streaking once again
Stalking a milkman
Finding other random drunks and bring them home with me... shouting random things



That is just some of the many stupid things I've done when drinking. I am also a stupid fun loving drunk! But I have a good time doing it!

[scattymare]

Well it's been a good few years since I've got off my box drunk. However on Fathers Day I had my dad and step mum round for dinner. For some reason I decided that I'd drink wine (don't really like it normally) Anyway the first glass went down quite nicely, then the next, and the next.....OH was topping up my glass throughout the night. Dad and stepmum left and I felt fine, me and Neil sat up on the decking chatting - I opened another bottle......the next thing I knew I was waking up in pitch black darkness lifting my head from the table outdoors!
I had just fallen asleep mid conversation!!

It's funny, since giving up smoking I've lost the desire to drink. May have a nice cold Jaques with a BBQ but thats about it.

[kitcat]

Erm, being taught how to flamenco dance by 2 spanish guys whilst standing on the bar..... whilst all my friends (and the rest of the pub) looked on.

[fimacg]

Erm, too many and too emabarassing to go into here, usually involving dancing on bars... most embarassing thing I have done sober though is go out for a meal with clients having parked my car in what I thought was a 24hr car park and finding it locked in when I am supposed to be dropping off a new and influential client on the way home...

He still thinks of me as a slightly ditsy blond, although we did win the work!