You know you work too hard..

[Blonde Donkey]

When you keep touching the computer screen expecting it to be a till.
When mum asks you want for tea up the stairs and you shout 2 macs no cheese Gary. (I mean wtf my mums called Janet and definatley female)
My brains gone all mcdonaldsified lol. Plus i've not even been at work today i've been at college.

Please feel free to add you're own so i don't feel so odd.

[Jen]

why do you think i have a touch screen phone. i think the worst thing is when either me or my friends are waiting for food for a long time, it tends to go a bit like this.
jen: why are they taking so long, it only takes approcimately 68seconds to make macs from scratch.
friend: you NEED to get a life.
jen: i cant help it, three years of it does that to you. do you think i should offer to give them a hand??
friend: no, shut up and sit back down.

[florence]

...when you answer the phone at home by giving out the Company name

....when you put your home number in a letter from work by mistake and the customer rings and speaks to your OH...