slinky
Novice Willy Washer
FREE TO GOOD HOME - 2 unruly youngsters and grumpy gelding
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Post by slinky on Sept 9, 2008 21:16:28 GMT
Sun Joke (from the brilliant, Yes Prime Minister): Jim Hacker (Prime Minister): “Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: - The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; - The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; - The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; - The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; - The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; - The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; - And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.” Sir Humphrey: “Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun ?” Bernard Woolley: “Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.” Also, the good thing about the Sun, is the readers can't write in to complain ;D  www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/05/lhc_to_leave_fabric_of_spacetime_continuum_unripped/So there (Blatantly stolen from another forum  ) ;D |
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Post by rocker on Sept 10, 2008 5:30:09 GMT
sorry to dissapoint but we're still here , though its still dark more then normal
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Post by scattymare on Sept 10, 2008 7:26:44 GMT
Think its happening about now. Still here! Hang on, whats going on, half the office is dissapearing...................................................................................
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Post by spotti on Sept 10, 2008 7:38:18 GMT
Nope, nothing has happened. I'm still here...wish I could have been there though, I bet it was really interesting to be involved in anything to do with particle accelerators...*blushes as she realises she's just admitted liking physics*
*jeez, I STILL can't spell!
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 10, 2008 8:21:43 GMT
yup still here but can't find the sweeney todd dvd must have been sucked in
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Post by Becca on Sept 10, 2008 8:44:49 GMT
end of the world today? what a load of poopy!
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Post by finefilly on Sept 10, 2008 9:09:51 GMT
i'm still here! however, funny things are happening... bought some baccy and cant find it... must have been sucked into the black hole!  |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 10, 2008 9:11:48 GMT
still can't fond the sweeney todd dvd
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Post by spotti on Sept 10, 2008 9:46:25 GMT
I'd love to see how a black hole works...
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Post by finefilly on Sept 10, 2008 10:29:34 GMT
job the Doctor i think! ;D
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Post by rocker on Sept 10, 2008 12:17:42 GMT
I'd love to see how a black hole works... so would i actually not into physics but love all space type stuff |
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Post by finefilly on Sept 10, 2008 13:03:11 GMT
the farrier was meant to come today and he has disappeared too! weird |
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 10, 2008 13:04:16 GMT
maybe just certain things are disappearing
the choclates gone but i ate some last night
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Post by rocker on Sept 10, 2008 13:26:47 GMT
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Post by finefilly on Sept 10, 2008 13:47:23 GMT
thats weird! farrier rang me so he hasnt disappeared into black hole and has broken down so is coming next wednesday. thats one mystery solved. still cant find my baccy (sp) |
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Post by florence on Sept 10, 2008 16:54:11 GMT
I wish my boss would disappear into a black hole.
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Post by brigadier on Sept 10, 2008 18:03:11 GMT
Yup Black hole currently being created deep in swiss alps and due to turn us to goo in approx four years time! Unless it all goes terribly wrong and we get a big bang tomorrow! Bless the scientists for their whacky experiments!
Stephen Hawking says it wont happen so Im not too concerned!
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Post by brigadier on Sept 10, 2008 18:04:24 GMT
Actually I think my boss did disappear into a black hole- at least hes that far up his own ar*e
he must have experience of being sucked in!
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Post by maximum on Sept 11, 2008 20:09:36 GMT
Finlay wants to know why he didnt hear the big bang!! just shows what they pick up listening to the radio!
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Sept 11, 2008 20:24:37 GMT
aww bless him thats so sweet
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Post by rocker on Sept 11, 2008 20:38:15 GMT
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Post by florence on Sept 11, 2008 21:33:26 GMT
Spooky.....  |
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Post by stillonly1wu on Sept 11, 2008 21:44:53 GMT
Not sure, but apparently when they switch on the "Large Hadron Collider" in Switzerland it might cause a black hole. Or a time traveller to appear. OH, who is a physicist, says that he thinks it more likely that an alien could appear, but it could be so small that nobody would notice. Not sure if he is taking the p*** here. However, we are still here and the thing has been switched on for a while now. Wonder if getting sucked into a black hole would be more interesting that watching the rain teeming down for yet another day... |
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Post by racaille on Sept 12, 2008 6:51:24 GMT
Well, a black hole opened over my house last night and a whole ocean feel through it! Huge thunder and lightening and really teeming rain. Not so good for my neighbour's eco-festival .....  |
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otto
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Post by otto on Sept 12, 2008 7:30:04 GMT
The machine has been switched on but they are NOT due to colide protons until october. Black holes will be created (they hope) but are so small it wont be an issue. One of my friends works on the project and he assures me the world will not end, nor will time travelers appear or aliens or dinosaurs or anything else of interest to use mortals. Shame  |
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www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/05/lhc_to_leave_fabric_of_spacetime_continuum_unripped/
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