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Post by racaille on Jul 22, 2008 15:52:48 GMT
Huh! Having finished my piece on whether childless people are happier than parents, I have to say that today I know which side I would come down on ......... So if ever you are tempted to look at a baby and say 'aaah' , don't forget that they grow up into teenagers. Teenagers are the devil's own spawn. PS I love them madly, obviously, but sometimes I just want to go ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Post by Becca on Jul 22, 2008 15:57:46 GMT
i may have to read your piece!!!! i offten want to steal children! and am constantly broody! (disclaimer * i have never actually stolen a child i also never will! *  ) |
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Post by aimee on Jul 22, 2008 16:08:02 GMT
Being a teenager myself (for one more month anyway!) I only have 1 thing to say... "Mwahahahaha!" *evil laugh*   |
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Post by gnuton on Jul 22, 2008 16:27:11 GMT
I'd like to read it as well. Can you put it on your Blog?
As for teenagers, it's a well known fact that your darling, sweet, loving little girl or boy are stolen by aliens as they approach puberty. Your child's body remains but inside are the aliens children and the aliens have all your sweet darling little ones.
There is hope though because around the age of initial adulthood you will get your children back.
Live with hope and good cheer, and rejoice when you look at the teenager in your care because he/she is not really yours at all.
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Post by kateflashy on Jul 22, 2008 16:51:52 GMT
thats why i stick to 4 legged babies if they start getting annoying you can leave them in a field
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Post by jack on Jul 22, 2008 17:30:42 GMT
i could have told you to stay clear of kids if any one wants a couple let me know you can have them
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jul 22, 2008 18:23:40 GMT
i'm sticking with babies of the four legged kind
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Post by finefilly on Jul 22, 2008 20:17:18 GMT
i'm with kateflashy! id rather stick with 4 legged ones! ;D
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Post by arumanii on Jul 22, 2008 20:22:56 GMT
kids r ok -so long as u can give them back!
I'm with all u guys -4 legs (or three 4 Trio the cat!) or none!
(Disclaimer -does not advocate the removal of children legs)
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Post by brigadier on Jul 22, 2008 20:50:10 GMT
Does it get better when they are potty trained- for a little while?- please................
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Post by Blonde Donkey on Jul 22, 2008 20:53:27 GMT
dunno about potty training but my mum says they're a lot better when they moce out
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Post by silverstirrups on Jul 22, 2008 21:01:10 GMT
Kids? I love 'em. Couldn't eat a whole one though!
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Post by slinky on Jul 23, 2008 6:22:30 GMT
Does it get better when they are potty trained- for a little while?- please................ Only because they cost less in nappies  ;D |
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Post by racaille on Jul 23, 2008 6:39:20 GMT
I'd like to read it as well. Can you put it on your Blog? Can't I'm afraid, as the Daily Telegraph now owns the copyright and syndication rights. But I'll try and remember to put a link to it on their website when it's published. |
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Post by babymare on Jul 23, 2008 7:08:53 GMT
kids!!!!!!!!****shudders**** - oh flissy if you read this you r exception sweetheart mmmwwwaaahhhhh to flissy
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Post by Becca on Jul 23, 2008 8:55:49 GMT
kids!!!!!!!!****shudders**** - oh flissy if you read this you r exception sweetheart mmmwwwaaahhhhh to flissy pmsl haha you had to say that |
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Post by babymare on Jul 23, 2008 9:47:31 GMT
hee hee i know but flissy is a sweetie
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Post by gingernut on Jul 23, 2008 13:08:54 GMT
I have no patience with kids although I would like one eventually, after all I already have the pony!! Hopefully I might be able to get over this minor problem!!
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Post by twinkle on Jul 26, 2008 13:45:44 GMT
Oh my god! BABY'S! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ahem , sorry had a mild panic attack then. This is what i always remind myself when i coo over babys , they grow up and are not baby's forever, i have no patience with kids , there's a five year old who lives a couple of doors down from me and just the sound of his voice makes me want to scream , i sound evil don't i , well i am a teenager ( ha ha !) although i would like a little girl when i'm older , i've already picked a name , Lilly emily and my surname and for a boy Oscar james and my surname , i don't really want to say my surname as i hate it  . |
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Post by twinkle on Jul 26, 2008 13:46:29 GMT
Oh my god , i'm under the curse!
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Post by haffyfan on Jul 26, 2008 13:54:14 GMT
kids.....urgggggggg......the ones during the day are bad enough but at least they go home at 3.15 (or more like 3.30 in some cases!)
The thought of getting fat, all that pain and then puke and poo no thank you.
Do any of you actually think babies are really cute/nice (not sure of an appropritae word heer)? Or do people just say it - because they all look like wrinkly prunes if you ask me and I just can't see the 'gooy' appeal.
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Post by kateflashy on Jul 26, 2008 13:56:18 GMT
no dont appeal to me at all my sister calls them cone heads , i think she's right
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Post by kitcat on Jul 28, 2008 10:44:17 GMT
They don't appeal to me at all. I've never felt broody or thought that the old body clock is ticking loudly.
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Post by haffyfan on Jul 28, 2008 12:32:12 GMT
I get broody quite often...only for puppies and foals ;D
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Post by Becca on Jul 28, 2008 13:13:03 GMT
i don't even need to see a baby to feel broody! just reading this thread is bad enough, even with all the the sick and pop and coneness haha
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