Becca is a troll

[Blonde Donkey]

you should have been in our english revision the bloke went through all this crap, five mins before we go he said we didn't need it straight into panic mode

[Maes Seren]

Ohhh sounds like my old English teacher ... he taught us how to kill deer, about his skiing holidays, how money cant buy sense ... completely irrelevant stuff basically, and practically no english!

[Blonde Donkey]

yea we got off topic a bit we learnt how to kill someone with out pain about the tropical fish in her living room and that marilyn monroe was a size 18
did do a lot of english as well

[Maes Seren]

Sounds like my kinda lesson! Although to be fair, if im going to kill someone, i think id rather they suffered ;D Oops ... did i just say that?! ;D ;D ;D

[Blonde Donkey]

depends who they were and if they were nice to me if they weren't then it's slow death by crowbar
i'm not insane honest i just spend too much time thinking

[Maes Seren]

If they were nice to you, you wouldnt want to kill them though!!!

[Blonde Donkey]

it might be a mercy killing

[Maes Seren]

Hmm im not so sure! Can we not bring back torture for those we hate?

[Blonde Donkey]

yea i like that idea
and for those lads that attacked and killed the horse and got eight weeks in jail gggrrrrrrrrrrr

[Maes Seren]

and ian huntley cos hes a d!ck

[Blonde Donkey]

absolutley
i think they should let him out and let people tear him apart

[Maes Seren]

I think he should be too. Crucified on a large stick where everyone can use him as target practise! ;D

[Blonde Donkey]

yea and stick ice cubes to his you know whats

[Maes Seren]

Ice cubes lol! What about liquid nitrogen ... frazzle them off from the cold! ;D

[Blonde Donkey]

nice idea
if he got out i'd give him ten seconds until he was dead

[Maes Seren]

i give him 2 secs. As soon as people know he was out theyd be on him like crows.

[Blonde Donkey]

yea or like my dog and burglars
although now if they don't try and take the sofa she probably wouldn't care

[Maes Seren]

What about the staffordshire bull terrier that was guarding a burgled house... the owner of the house came downstairs to find the dog with a tshirt of the burgler and saw him driving off ... at speed! ;D

[Blonde Donkey]

brilliant guard dog.
we used to have to have a muzzle on the dog if anyine new came into the house or she would tear them apart she was always great with us though
my aunty came in one day and the dog was growling and allsorts even though she knew her.

[Maes Seren]

Lol! We had a rabbit quite like that ... She had quite the little carnivorous temper on her! ;D She was only a Netherland Dwarf too!!!

[Blonde Donkey]

aww bless
can just imagine the savage rabbit. was it a wererabbit. i want one of them it would be so cool

[Maes Seren]

This was her, Alice -


We think she was mistreated, then sent back to the pet shop as when we had her she was wild. Completely untouchable. When she died she still couldnt be picked up.

This is Fudge, the baby we had after Alice. The first time i picked her up was the day we met her, the lil stray. She kept trying to leg it when we had her, but calmed down after a year!!!


And just cos i cant leave her out ... Penny, our Guinea pig who died at the ripe old age of 4

[Blonde Donkey]

aww they are so cute
we had guinea pigs and they were so cool tinkerbell was my first pet and she was black and tan with a long coat
my aunty breeds them and she said i could have a couple when i finish uni lol

[finefilly]

that guinea pig is sooo cute! i used to have a rabbit that used to growl at people and thump her legs then she would go for people! she was a little horror! the only person she wouldnt bite was me.

[Maes Seren]

Im the same finefilly, Alice never bit me, but bit everyone else around her! ;D